19. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
SCALLOPS LAMENTING ABSENT FRIENDS (NATIVES).
18. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
A DONKEY COMPLAINING ABOUT ITS SWOLLEN HEAD.
17. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
A BOILED CONKER MAN STARTLING AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BIRD WOMAN.
16. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
A WHIMSICAL IMP WITH A PAN FOR A HEAD AND BOILING WATER FOR A BRAIN.
15. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
A LASCIVIOUS CLOWN PIERCING HIS HUGELY
DISTENDED SCROTUM WITH A SWORD.
14. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
BEING STALKED BY PIGMAN.
13. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE...
A HIDEOUSLY DEFORMED GOLEM.
12. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
A DEAD ROBIN.
11. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
FIREARMS McHOUND.
10. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE...
TWO KIDS GETTING STANG OFF A BIG WASP.
9. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
FROG VIOLENCE.
8. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
INTER-SPECIES SEXUAL CONGRESS.
7. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
A BOY COOKED TO DEATH IN A BIG TEAPOT.
6. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
THE ICY STOMACH PRISON OF LADY CHATTERLY.
5. BECAUSE NOTHING WISHES YOU A "SATISFACTORY" CHRISTMAS LIKE...
MR PUNCH'S FAVOURITE RECEIPT FOR A CHRISTMAS PUDDING.
4. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
WAKING UP TO FIND THIS THING HAS SLAUGHTERED YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.
3. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
BEING MAULED TO DEATH BY A POLAR BEAR.
2. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
BEING PUT IN THE STOCKS AND STABBED IN THE FOREHEAD BY A JESTER.
1. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
THE TERRIFYING STARE OF AN EMU.
3 comments:
Wow, there are strange!
Isn’t there a history about this type of card? I thought I read an article somewhere about why they were so freaky. Now I have to look it up. This was fun! Thanks Lauren.
Penny postcards - love the bizarreness
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