Friday, December 11, 2015

Weird Victorian Christmas Cards.......?


19. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE... 
SCALLOPS LAMENTING ABSENT FRIENDS (NATIVES).
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18. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
 A DONKEY COMPLAINING ABOUT ITS SWOLLEN HEAD.
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17. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE... 
A BOILED CONKER MAN STARTLING AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BIRD WOMAN.
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16. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE... 
A WHIMSICAL IMP WITH A PAN FOR A HEAD AND BOILING WATER FOR A BRAIN.
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15. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE... 
A LASCIVIOUS CLOWN PIERCING HIS HUGELY 
DISTENDED SCROTUM WITH A SWORD.
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14. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE... 
BEING STALKED BY PIGMAN.
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13. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... 
A HIDEOUSLY DEFORMED GOLEM.
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12. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE... 
A DEAD ROBIN.
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11. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE... 
FIREARMS McHOUND.
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10. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... 
TWO KIDS GETTING STANG OFF A BIG WASP.
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9. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE... 
FROG VIOLENCE.
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8. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE... 
INTER-SPECIES SEXUAL CONGRESS.
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7. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE... 
A BOY COOKED TO DEATH IN A BIG TEAPOT.
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6. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE... 
THE ICY STOMACH PRISON OF LADY CHATTERLY.
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5. BECAUSE NOTHING WISHES YOU A "SATISFACTORY" CHRISTMAS LIKE...
 MR PUNCH'S FAVOURITE RECEIPT FOR A CHRISTMAS PUDDING.
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4. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
 WAKING UP TO FIND THIS THING HAS SLAUGHTERED YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.
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3. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
 BEING MAULED TO DEATH BY A POLAR BEAR.
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2. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...
 BEING PUT IN THE STOCKS AND STABBED IN THE FOREHEAD BY A JESTER.
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1. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE... 
THE TERRIFYING STARE OF AN EMU.